Post by Camisado on Jul 2, 2007 21:13:38 GMT -5
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.
So I've learned something last week, and I think it's a revelation of sorts. I've learned that even if you're facing a couple of weakling women in a match, you cannot doubt their abilities, especially if they're a tag team. And a tag team that's willing to pin eachother, at that. And despite the fact that those had to be two of the most god-awful female wrestlers I have seen in my entire career thusfar, you can't beat it. There's no possible way to beat that combination..
But sadly, I'm not gonna dwell on it, because this Madison Divera, supposedly she's the one running things around here, not Michael Cassidy. Shows what I know. Well, she's decided that I deserve a second chance despite never technically losing my first chance, and next Madness, I'm main eventing once again, though along with seven other competitors.
But the difference between myself and them is that they lost their first chance. So thanks to Madison Divera, who is obviously the better half of the administrative section of UWF, I've got this chance to get back in that tournament and crown myself the first-ever UWF Ultimate World Champion. Sound good? Yeah, I thought so too.
Miss Divera will be applauded for her efforts and realization that I should be the man representing UWF. She shall be personally thanked and a repayment may possibly be made. She is now in the ranks of the extremely short list of women I respect, and she's the only woman in UWF that deserves such honours.
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Date: Saturday, June the Thirtieth, 2007
Time: 11:17 PM
Location: Camisado's FWF Locker Room
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The scene opens to a rather small, yet appetizing locker room, that of FWF and UWF superstar, Camisado. His old paint job shown on the walls of the room, a dark silverish color, splashed with a dark, yet bright red, black, and white. Aside from the coffee-coloured, suede couch that set across the room from the door, the only other real furniture was a lone sidetable at the edge of the sofa, and a large armoire that held Camisado's entire wardrobe. On the other side of the couch was a large, stainless steel refridgerator, with numerous cups and glasses of all sizes sitting on top of it. There was also a television built into the wall next to this armoire, though it was turned off. A set of speakers was set up with it, though the speakers sat on the ground below it.
Suddenly, the door was thrown open and through it came two men- Camisado and his brother, Cicatrix, along with a great group of women that followed. Camisado wore nothing more than a pair of orange-and-white plaid-striped shorts that covered his wrestling shorts. There were still a few beads of sweat shown on his forehead, as he just came from the FWF arena, as the newly crowned Jealousy IV Champion.
Cicatrix wasted no time at all making his way to the silver refridgerator, and pulling out numerous bottles of different types of liquor, ranging from Grey Goose, Belvedere, Skyy, and other vodkas to drinks such as Dos Equis, Smirnoff, and Bacardi. He also did his best to grab as many shot glasses as possible from atop the fridge, ensuring that the night Camisado won Jealousy would be a wild night.
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
I'm sure there's some no-lifes out there who watch UWF, though not FWF. Yes, I know, it's ubsurd, don't get me started. I've been confused enough with this, and I need not mix myself up again with that mess.
For those select few "special" people so to speak, I'll shed some light on the life of Camisado in FWF, and more importantly, Jealousy. I was scheduled for anywhere from two to four matches, depending on how far I went in the tournament. One of those matches, though, was a match against "The" Ross Walker, a man whom I've had a long-time grudge against since we both arrived in the independent scene over a year and a half ago, in his final match in FWF, before leaving to now promote his own company, New Wave Wrestling.
We put on a hell of a match, I came out on top. And if it weren't for my later matches, it could have very well been the best of the night. In any other company, it would have.
But this is FWF. Everything in FWF is on a higher pedastal than in other companies, no matter how prestigious and well-organized they are, it's just no contest, sorry.
As for the tournament, I, as expected, easily defeated the supposed "Immortal" Sah'ta Thor, though I tried my best to make him look good, as I know the most important thing is to put on a good show, even if I have to torture my opponent and make myself look weak.
Then it was Prozac, one-third of The Meds. That guy just cracks me up with his antics, and his constant nagging for me to "take my meds." And once again, put on a show, and won.
The championship? No different. I faced the Couch Potato, former member of the Weird World Order, whom myself and the old-time Real Deal used to beat up on mercilessly, and I made sure that final was no different. I'm sorry, I didn't put on a good show, I simply did my best to leave him battered and bruised afterwards, and my strategy proved to be successful, as I was crowned the winner of the fourth FWF Jealousy tournament.
But wait, there's more! On top of defeating "The" Ross Walker in his final FWF match, and winning Jealousy, there was one more match I got involved in: The Champion versus Champion match, Rampage versus Live-Wire, Pain versus the Devil, was also a feat, thanks in great part to myself, whom, not meaning to brag too badly, single-handedly beat down BOTH of FWF's reigning World Champions.
A man to be messed with? I think not. If UWF hasn't found that out just yet, these wrestlers are in for a wickedly sad and twisted suprise.
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Date: Monday, July the Ninth, 2007
Time: 11:17 PM
Location: Camisado's UWF Locker Room
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Another locker room is seen. This one is not as well-furnished as the last one, and it not quite as roomy. The main feature of the room is the lone, blue couch that set right next to the doorway. This was Camisado's UWF locker room. Now, the locker room being in this state was nothing of the company's fault, it was simply because Cam spent more time in his FWF locker room, and hell, he nearly lived there.
On that navy blue couch sat a man, known to the UWF fans as Camisado. And next to his was a woman who was unrecognizable to anyone.
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
UWF fans and wrestlers alike, I have brought you all a real treat today for your viewing pleasures. The woman set before you is the one and only, FWF's Head Interviewer, and the only woman I truly can trust, Linda Myles.
Linda simply smiles towards the camera.
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
And Linda, she'll be doing me a special favor, by doing something that she's never even attempted before: conduct an interview outside of the FWF arena. I'd like to take this moment to thank Linda for her personal favor to myself in doing this.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
It's nothing, Cam. It's been a pleasure working with you in FWF, and it's the least I could do. So, shall we start this now? I've done my homework on UWF so far.
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
Well, let's see what you know! Start things off!
Camisado, by this point, seems very excited about his first interview regarding UWF.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
Well, you've shown most of UWF by now what you are capable of, and..
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
Linda, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you already, because I truly have yet to show UWF my true form, despite my dominance of Emerald Anderson, and then my beating down on Samantha Grimm, only to have Yukino Williams steal my pin.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
That is true, I stand corrected. Well Cam, how do you feel you can prove to UWF what kind of wrestler Camisado truly is?
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
Late last night, I decided that I would prove to UWF what kind of wrestler I am by targeting two men, Black Wolf and Joey Harris, who together combine to make the faction of Natural Selection, who, by the way, have nothing at all on any of FWF's factions, even the Weird World Order. As bad as they may be, Don Lepore alone could trounce them.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
But isn't Natural Selection the best that UWF has to offer?
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
I sure hope to god that it's not, because if that's so, what are they doing losing in the second week of the company being opened? They've no excuse, I do. Technically, I didn't lose my match.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
And once again, you are true. But tell me, what do you think of these men individually?
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
Well, there's Joey Harris. Now I've only seen him wrestle once, and he lost to this Johnny Mara kid, and Mara, he really did not impress me. It really sickens me how horrifyingly terrible this roster is, Johnny Mara topping that "Terrible" list. Even worse is that Joey Harris lost to him.
I also got the chance to watch a Joey Harris promo earlier, in which he attempted to make everyone believe that comedy will make people think you can wrestle. The worst part about it, aside from it not being funny even despite his attempts to do so, was that this man simply does not have his facts straight! I won Jealousy over a week ago, for god's sake!
His partner, Black Wolf, is almost as bad, he attempts to be funny as well, and quite frankly, it ain't working for him. And last week, he lost to this guy Brad Starr, who I've heard is now dropping out of the tournament. I think that's pretty much a slap in the face to this guy, which he obviously deserves.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
Well, Natural Selection aren't the only people in this match. Anyone else you're going to target?
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
Actually, yes there is. I'm going to be targeting Samantha Grimm, for losing my match last week on Madness. If it weren't for her, I'd be relaxing tonight, as opposed to being busy half-assedly winning this Battle Royal. I beat her down, you'd think she'd at least have the courtesy to kick out if it weren't me pinning her.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
You'd think, anyways. So what about the others? You've still got Kellie Marxx, Dustin Payne, Chris Cross, and Robby Anderson.
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
I'll start now with Emerald's brother and Michael Cassidy's crony, Robby Anderson. An old man, my trainer, Knuckles, easily took care of him and along with the assistance of my brother, tied him to his brother as well, for the entire Madness showing last week, ensuring that they wouldn't try to cost me my match last week.
And to be honest Linda, I began watching that tag match last week that included Chris Cross and Kellie Marxx, but quite frankly, it bored the hell out of me. And there's nothing worse than a boring match. If you're boring, you ain't winning.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
Well, there's still one last person, Dustin Payne.
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
I made a point to save this guy for last. I also found a chance to catch his promo earlier, in which he acknowledged every wrestler in this match. That is, every wrestler except for myself. And that could be looked at either one of two ways. One, that he had no trash to talk about me, due to the fact that he knows I'll beat him if it came down to the two of us. Or two, that he simply forgot about me, not worrying that I'm a threat.
Under either condition, it doesn't matter, because I can talk trash with the best of them, and I know it don't mean shit. How well you can speak doesn't translate to how well you wrestle. Fortunately for myself, my charisma and wrestling abilities are an equality.
.¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.
Well, Cam, it's been a pleasure conducting an interview outside of FWF, thank you, and fans, please be sure to catch Camisado this Thursday on Live-Wire!
.¢|Camisado|¢|:.
Do you remember those sad, twisted souls that I spoke of earlier? You know, the ones who do not keep up with FWF? Well, it has been brought to my attention that this Joey Harris fellow seems to be one of them.
I've been told that the only fault he sees with my wrestling, and chances of winning this "Second-Chance" Battle Royal, as he calls it, which by the way will be this monday night on UWF Madness.. And yes, cheap plug for this company, I know.. But the only reason he thinks I can't win this match is that I'm too focused on the Jealousy tournament.
Well, seeing as the tournament's over, and I've already been announced the winner, and solidified myself in a spot of greatness in FWF history and the Hall of Records, most likely the Hall of Fame when I decide to retire, though that shall not be for quite a long time, it looks to me that, according to the official Joey Harris logic, I'll be winning the match. I'll win this, for me, the "Still First-Chance" Battle Royal, and I'll be right back in the swing of things in UWF, and I know, I'll make UWF history, after I hopefully get a chance at proving to Yukino Williams that I deserved to be the one standing victorious after that match last week, where she pinned her tagmate, Samantha Grimm. And in the process of such, I will win yet another tournament, and prove myself worthy of being the first-ever UWF Ultimate World Champion.
¢|Camisado|¢|:.So I've learned something last week, and I think it's a revelation of sorts. I've learned that even if you're facing a couple of weakling women in a match, you cannot doubt their abilities, especially if they're a tag team. And a tag team that's willing to pin eachother, at that. And despite the fact that those had to be two of the most god-awful female wrestlers I have seen in my entire career thusfar, you can't beat it. There's no possible way to beat that combination..
But sadly, I'm not gonna dwell on it, because this Madison Divera, supposedly she's the one running things around here, not Michael Cassidy. Shows what I know. Well, she's decided that I deserve a second chance despite never technically losing my first chance, and next Madness, I'm main eventing once again, though along with seven other competitors.
But the difference between myself and them is that they lost their first chance. So thanks to Madison Divera, who is obviously the better half of the administrative section of UWF, I've got this chance to get back in that tournament and crown myself the first-ever UWF Ultimate World Champion. Sound good? Yeah, I thought so too.
Miss Divera will be applauded for her efforts and realization that I should be the man representing UWF. She shall be personally thanked and a repayment may possibly be made. She is now in the ranks of the extremely short list of women I respect, and she's the only woman in UWF that deserves such honours.
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Date: Saturday, June the Thirtieth, 2007
Time: 11:17 PM
Location: Camisado's FWF Locker Room
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The scene opens to a rather small, yet appetizing locker room, that of FWF and UWF superstar, Camisado. His old paint job shown on the walls of the room, a dark silverish color, splashed with a dark, yet bright red, black, and white. Aside from the coffee-coloured, suede couch that set across the room from the door, the only other real furniture was a lone sidetable at the edge of the sofa, and a large armoire that held Camisado's entire wardrobe. On the other side of the couch was a large, stainless steel refridgerator, with numerous cups and glasses of all sizes sitting on top of it. There was also a television built into the wall next to this armoire, though it was turned off. A set of speakers was set up with it, though the speakers sat on the ground below it.
Suddenly, the door was thrown open and through it came two men- Camisado and his brother, Cicatrix, along with a great group of women that followed. Camisado wore nothing more than a pair of orange-and-white plaid-striped shorts that covered his wrestling shorts. There were still a few beads of sweat shown on his forehead, as he just came from the FWF arena, as the newly crowned Jealousy IV Champion.
Cicatrix wasted no time at all making his way to the silver refridgerator, and pulling out numerous bottles of different types of liquor, ranging from Grey Goose, Belvedere, Skyy, and other vodkas to drinks such as Dos Equis, Smirnoff, and Bacardi. He also did his best to grab as many shot glasses as possible from atop the fridge, ensuring that the night Camisado won Jealousy would be a wild night.
.
¢|Camisado|¢|:.I'm sure there's some no-lifes out there who watch UWF, though not FWF. Yes, I know, it's ubsurd, don't get me started. I've been confused enough with this, and I need not mix myself up again with that mess.
For those select few "special" people so to speak, I'll shed some light on the life of Camisado in FWF, and more importantly, Jealousy. I was scheduled for anywhere from two to four matches, depending on how far I went in the tournament. One of those matches, though, was a match against "The" Ross Walker, a man whom I've had a long-time grudge against since we both arrived in the independent scene over a year and a half ago, in his final match in FWF, before leaving to now promote his own company, New Wave Wrestling.
We put on a hell of a match, I came out on top. And if it weren't for my later matches, it could have very well been the best of the night. In any other company, it would have.
But this is FWF. Everything in FWF is on a higher pedastal than in other companies, no matter how prestigious and well-organized they are, it's just no contest, sorry.
As for the tournament, I, as expected, easily defeated the supposed "Immortal" Sah'ta Thor, though I tried my best to make him look good, as I know the most important thing is to put on a good show, even if I have to torture my opponent and make myself look weak.
Then it was Prozac, one-third of The Meds. That guy just cracks me up with his antics, and his constant nagging for me to "take my meds." And once again, put on a show, and won.
The championship? No different. I faced the Couch Potato, former member of the Weird World Order, whom myself and the old-time Real Deal used to beat up on mercilessly, and I made sure that final was no different. I'm sorry, I didn't put on a good show, I simply did my best to leave him battered and bruised afterwards, and my strategy proved to be successful, as I was crowned the winner of the fourth FWF Jealousy tournament.
But wait, there's more! On top of defeating "The" Ross Walker in his final FWF match, and winning Jealousy, there was one more match I got involved in: The Champion versus Champion match, Rampage versus Live-Wire, Pain versus the Devil, was also a feat, thanks in great part to myself, whom, not meaning to brag too badly, single-handedly beat down BOTH of FWF's reigning World Champions.
A man to be messed with? I think not. If UWF hasn't found that out just yet, these wrestlers are in for a wickedly sad and twisted suprise.
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Date: Monday, July the Ninth, 2007
Time: 11:17 PM
Location: Camisado's UWF Locker Room
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Another locker room is seen. This one is not as well-furnished as the last one, and it not quite as roomy. The main feature of the room is the lone, blue couch that set right next to the doorway. This was Camisado's UWF locker room. Now, the locker room being in this state was nothing of the company's fault, it was simply because Cam spent more time in his FWF locker room, and hell, he nearly lived there.
On that navy blue couch sat a man, known to the UWF fans as Camisado. And next to his was a woman who was unrecognizable to anyone.
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.UWF fans and wrestlers alike, I have brought you all a real treat today for your viewing pleasures. The woman set before you is the one and only, FWF's Head Interviewer, and the only woman I truly can trust, Linda Myles.
Linda simply smiles towards the camera.
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.And Linda, she'll be doing me a special favor, by doing something that she's never even attempted before: conduct an interview outside of the FWF arena. I'd like to take this moment to thank Linda for her personal favor to myself in doing this.
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¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.It's nothing, Cam. It's been a pleasure working with you in FWF, and it's the least I could do. So, shall we start this now? I've done my homework on UWF so far.
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.Well, let's see what you know! Start things off!
Camisado, by this point, seems very excited about his first interview regarding UWF.
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¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.Well, you've shown most of UWF by now what you are capable of, and..
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.Linda, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you already, because I truly have yet to show UWF my true form, despite my dominance of Emerald Anderson, and then my beating down on Samantha Grimm, only to have Yukino Williams steal my pin.
.
¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.That is true, I stand corrected. Well Cam, how do you feel you can prove to UWF what kind of wrestler Camisado truly is?
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.Late last night, I decided that I would prove to UWF what kind of wrestler I am by targeting two men, Black Wolf and Joey Harris, who together combine to make the faction of Natural Selection, who, by the way, have nothing at all on any of FWF's factions, even the Weird World Order. As bad as they may be, Don Lepore alone could trounce them.
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¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.But isn't Natural Selection the best that UWF has to offer?
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.I sure hope to god that it's not, because if that's so, what are they doing losing in the second week of the company being opened? They've no excuse, I do. Technically, I didn't lose my match.
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¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.And once again, you are true. But tell me, what do you think of these men individually?
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.Well, there's Joey Harris. Now I've only seen him wrestle once, and he lost to this Johnny Mara kid, and Mara, he really did not impress me. It really sickens me how horrifyingly terrible this roster is, Johnny Mara topping that "Terrible" list. Even worse is that Joey Harris lost to him.
I also got the chance to watch a Joey Harris promo earlier, in which he attempted to make everyone believe that comedy will make people think you can wrestle. The worst part about it, aside from it not being funny even despite his attempts to do so, was that this man simply does not have his facts straight! I won Jealousy over a week ago, for god's sake!
His partner, Black Wolf, is almost as bad, he attempts to be funny as well, and quite frankly, it ain't working for him. And last week, he lost to this guy Brad Starr, who I've heard is now dropping out of the tournament. I think that's pretty much a slap in the face to this guy, which he obviously deserves.
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¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.Well, Natural Selection aren't the only people in this match. Anyone else you're going to target?
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.Actually, yes there is. I'm going to be targeting Samantha Grimm, for losing my match last week on Madness. If it weren't for her, I'd be relaxing tonight, as opposed to being busy half-assedly winning this Battle Royal. I beat her down, you'd think she'd at least have the courtesy to kick out if it weren't me pinning her.
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¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.You'd think, anyways. So what about the others? You've still got Kellie Marxx, Dustin Payne, Chris Cross, and Robby Anderson.
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.I'll start now with Emerald's brother and Michael Cassidy's crony, Robby Anderson. An old man, my trainer, Knuckles, easily took care of him and along with the assistance of my brother, tied him to his brother as well, for the entire Madness showing last week, ensuring that they wouldn't try to cost me my match last week.
And to be honest Linda, I began watching that tag match last week that included Chris Cross and Kellie Marxx, but quite frankly, it bored the hell out of me. And there's nothing worse than a boring match. If you're boring, you ain't winning.
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¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.Well, there's still one last person, Dustin Payne.
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.I made a point to save this guy for last. I also found a chance to catch his promo earlier, in which he acknowledged every wrestler in this match. That is, every wrestler except for myself. And that could be looked at either one of two ways. One, that he had no trash to talk about me, due to the fact that he knows I'll beat him if it came down to the two of us. Or two, that he simply forgot about me, not worrying that I'm a threat.
Under either condition, it doesn't matter, because I can talk trash with the best of them, and I know it don't mean shit. How well you can speak doesn't translate to how well you wrestle. Fortunately for myself, my charisma and wrestling abilities are an equality.
.
¤|Linda Myles|¤|:.Well, Cam, it's been a pleasure conducting an interview outside of FWF, thank you, and fans, please be sure to catch Camisado this Thursday on Live-Wire!
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¢|Camisado|¢|:.Do you remember those sad, twisted souls that I spoke of earlier? You know, the ones who do not keep up with FWF? Well, it has been brought to my attention that this Joey Harris fellow seems to be one of them.
I've been told that the only fault he sees with my wrestling, and chances of winning this "Second-Chance" Battle Royal, as he calls it, which by the way will be this monday night on UWF Madness.. And yes, cheap plug for this company, I know.. But the only reason he thinks I can't win this match is that I'm too focused on the Jealousy tournament.
Well, seeing as the tournament's over, and I've already been announced the winner, and solidified myself in a spot of greatness in FWF history and the Hall of Records, most likely the Hall of Fame when I decide to retire, though that shall not be for quite a long time, it looks to me that, according to the official Joey Harris logic, I'll be winning the match. I'll win this, for me, the "Still First-Chance" Battle Royal, and I'll be right back in the swing of things in UWF, and I know, I'll make UWF history, after I hopefully get a chance at proving to Yukino Williams that I deserved to be the one standing victorious after that match last week, where she pinned her tagmate, Samantha Grimm. And in the process of such, I will win yet another tournament, and prove myself worthy of being the first-ever UWF Ultimate World Champion.
